On Groaners

This is, unfortunately, based on a real conversation I heard in a hotel in Male'. I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried. Talk about unintentional bad puns.

On a side note, thanks for the comments and criticisms everyone. Nass suggested that I use Thaana script for 'On Puns'. Since I probably won't ever do another one in Dhivehi I didn't think it was required. But if I ever do one in Dhivehi again, I will use Thaana script.